open rp post 2016

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CLOSED to new threads! continue old ones by all means.

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[liberalarts]

gimmie dat meme edgeworth... Would you be interested in a silly prompt or a more serious one?

[oshikiru]

YOU GOT IT. I'm up for either one, we can even mix them like a terrible toucan rambo thread.

mix it up it is

[liberalarts]

[ also translating the game mechanics to something "real" is odd so bear with me ]

[ It's honestly nothing special in terms of a sortie. They, along with several others, had been sent out to a new location to scout it. It's a new map they're exploring, and quite an expansive one at that. In lieu of RNG favoring them actually making it to the correct path, the sortie team had decided to split up and scout ahead to try and find their way forward.

It was little more than drawing lots that had ended up putting the two uchigatana together, and Kasen didn't mind that too terribly. Hasebe was a bit less traditional as a blade when compared to Kasen, it was true, but he had a healthy respect for Hasebe. After all, Kasen's master had served under Nobunaga, so there was respect to be given in that. Granted, it was when Tadaoki was little more than a boy, but still. Kasen at least thought that if not for that service, he may have never come to meet his master at all.

Though while the two blades had some similarities, there were also... differences. Chief amongst them being that Hasebe was a naturally more serious sword, whereas Kasen? Well... ]

I'm beginning to believe that we've truly lost this draw. We've been wandering about in this forest without even a sign of anything for half the day.

[ He may be exaggerating a little. Or a lot. It's probably only been two hours, but Kasen is easily frustrated. ]

WHERE IS SHE

[lazysmile]

[ It’s a fine day at the hospital that’s been summarily interrupted by the protestations of nurses and the ominously singsong voice of someone prancing its way down the wards while Anne over here is busy seeing to a patient.

He’d obtained her location by flirting with one of the nurses and pretty much just skipped on over to this part without further ado, leaving Ranmao alone to wander the hospital as he makes his way over to Anne with the full intent of disclosing some very vital and moreover very urgent news he’d obtained, straight from the Earl himself.

You’re welcome. ]

Madam Red~ [ he lilts, barging through the door as a nurse feebly attempts to stop him. Whoops, hope you aren’t in the middle of anything important like checking a patient’s prostate or something. ]

There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you! Isn’t that right, Ranm— [ Right, not here. He flashes her a winning smile: ]

—Well in any case I have some very important news from the Earl!

hi amy i am here now

[flightofhand]

[ “Where would you like to go?” That’s a good question. And next he’s going to say: ]

It’s a surprise.

[ By which he means he shows up at Vietnam’s doorstep one fine morning—like sometime after the initial holiday rush is over—with a little paper boat layered with tissue paper and, in the center, about a dozen or so bánh rán, fresh out of the hot oil and steaming jasmine fumes which, to be honest, put him off from even attempting to eat one.

Deep-fried shit is great, but the jasmine essence is just maybe a little too exotic and flowery for his tastes… ]

Surpriiiiise! [ Look he’s even doing the jazz hands. Make him stop. Okay no, he’ll lean on the doorway, proffering that fragrant little gift thence. ]

Sorry I kept you waiting, baby, but I figured you might be into some of these.

I SEE U does this first while i'm still canon reviewing ann

[hoasen]

[A surprise? She really shouldn't trust him when he says "It's a surprise". Because it could end up being the biggest mistake of his life. She wouldn't mind though, only because it could be a, wait for it, bizarre adventure.

Only it seems like that it wasn't as bad as it could've been! Probably. He brought delicious food just overloading with fragrance, and it smells so delicious that she's practically ready to just drop everything and eat it. So much that she forgives him for doing jazzhands.]

I am certainly into these! [She's into the jasmine, sorry, JoJo.] Here, come in. We can eat them together.

[EAT THE SCENTED DELICIOUSNESS. GOD.]

[flightofhand]

[ NO???? YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM!!!!!!!! ]

No way! I couldn’t possibly—I brought these for you! [ Don’t even make him eaten come on—and what’s that about him making the biggest mistake of his life?? Actually if she makes him eat it it might be, but you’re not putting them balls in his mouth, thank you very much!!! ]

Now why don’t we go somewhere a little more private and I can feed those to you by hand instead…?

[sealeted]

[Hakuno is pretty sure she's in shock. Since coming to this world, she's been taciturn, easily distracted by all the new possibilities, all the new people—

...well, she's more or less the same as ever, actually.

But, that isn't to say she isn't reeling. Whether this is rebirth or the Moon Cell answering the aversion to death it doubtlessly was able to read in her, Hakuno has found herself in a new world, with a new body. And, it seems, a new identity. The people of this world had a strange ability, in place of the literal witchcraft of the universe that produced Hakuno: the countries became personified, through some strange mechanic, and now Hakuno fell under that umbrella, somehow. She isn't entirely certain what that means, exactly, and she doesn't have any citizens yet, though there have been a few offers of colonization discretely made.

Hakuno isn't sure she's ready to really consider what that means, with people-countries making the offers. Especially the personifications of France and Russia.

She's been polite, all things considered, but living in the U.N. building grated on her, and she eventually agreed to try visiting around the different countries. She had tried Japan first, and worked her way around the rest of Asia, and now she's in Vietnam, hugging her luggage and waiting in the airport lobby for her host.]

[phoking]

[The first time he heard the Moon now has a representative, he stared. Was this anything like a micronation? After all, he heard of how NicoNico became one, from just been a human highschooler to boot.

Either way, he needs to stop America from doing anything, and Japan has already called up. She said explicitly that it's better for Asia to handle adjusting the fledgling colony. Whatever her strange origins, her name was Japanese, so it might be easier this way. And with everyone else busy, they needed someone who...well they needed someone. And this young(?!) man couldn't refuse a lady's request after getting pushed enough.

Now, he has a photo, so he's going to follow it, up until he sees the girl with the wavy brown hair and large eyes, holding onto her luggage. That must be her, no? It certainly does, and so hand in pocket, he makes his way over and then leans over to give her a good look.]

Hakuno Kishinami?

[sealeted]

Y-Yes?

[She jumps slightly, still having to fight off the reflexive feeling of being targeted whenever her full name is called. So far, none of the countries have treated her like a competitor or an aberration, though some of their quirks were, well... they were a bit...

She just came from Korea. Enough said.

Vietnam seems nice enough, if... well, a bit imposing physically, but again Russia had him beat in that department.]

Are you, um... sorry in advance if I butcher this, I only saw it written down... Thien Quang Doan?

[datesha]

Hasebe pls... Serious, silly, whatever you're up for, try me ahaha...

[oshikiru]

"Hasebe and Shokudaikiri as medieval-fantasy RPG characters archetypes."

I LAUGHED.

[arcanaeum]

hey rangiku let's make out

[ashenskies]

okay but now one of the busty senpais in his school because she's in disguise, y/n?

[manuscripture]

how come we never monster kissed vietnam

[hoasen]

Because of the mysteries of the world...but we're doing it. Okay now which setting, heh.

[masazane]

((this meme, rolled a 12 then a 9

OKAY THEN RANDOM.ORG, LET'S INDULGE THE AMY.

wanna go with the citadel as the setting or a crosscheck au because public baths?))

[hoasen]

[THANKS RNG...

and WE CAN DO EITHER, she can do the visiting the Citadel thing really easy thanks to big bro. Which one do you prefer /shifty.]

[gokouun]

okay, so, like, I rolled 7-11 in this so maybe be whoever you want and they can agree to disagree all the while getting lost on a field trip because forget the buddy system???

[hoasen]

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. Vietnam is most easiest for me and can easily highschool AU and they end up doing Man vs Wild if they're stuck in a forest (or she just makes him owe he a lot of money later), also I think Aizen Kunitoshi is good too cos field trips too where they end up pissing someone off YEEAAH or Hasebe as angry teacher. MY BEST PICKS SO FAR.

[geophile]

[ when cerealia allows worldhopping, you bet your ass that steven makes his way to hetaliaverse! it's nice being a tour guide for his own universe, but exploring new places that aren't out to kill him are totally something that he's about. vietnam has brought him to her "papa's house", which took a bit of time to understand because his "house" was an entire country????

needless to say, he needed a crash course in nationhood. it takes a moment for him to wrap his head around it, but he completely accepts it - how could he not? this isn't his world, and cerealia had brought people from hundreds of different worlds into one city. it might be odd from his point of view, but pokémon must be just as odd from the view of anyone else.

they find themselves in paris on a chilly winter evening - it's an incredible place, especially for steven. to him, it's all too familiar. ]

It's uncanny... we have a city almost exactly like this in my world.

[hoasen]

[The world hopping is seriously the best part! Though she wasn't sure of all times, she picked winter...food for thought.

After the crash course, they can go do important things now, and that is to take him around France, her papa's house. Uh, being the entire country. Which means it's time to show him all the sites--

Wait, they do?]

Oh? Which city is that? Perhaps our worlds are more alike than we thought.

[No walking countries though.]

[onoir]

i need to renew his account in a sec BUT PRESENTS HIS PLUSH RUMP

[hoasen]

HER HANDS SLIPPED WHY ARE THEY MAGNETISED TO HIS RUMP--

okay setting up post now brb as you offer your rabu.

[hoasen]

[It was a DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. As one would say in the beginning of many kinds of stories. However, this honestly was a dark and stormy night, and so Vietnam decided to spend it in watching this Fake+Z3r0 (True Name Withheld) that her sister lent her because of how these historical renditions of certain knight type heroes (G******** and D*******) are extremely hot. Also voiced by famous "seiyuus". Fact is, Vietnam found herself completely drawn by the series that somehow she didn't notice the storm was really rough, and that as Fate/Hetalia can have it, some magical shitshow has happened and the television literally summoned Diarmuid.

Except TV's can't summon anything and there's no actual summoning circle, so Diarmuid has officially landed on Vietnam's lap.

Love me, Freshy.]