[It was a DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. As one would say in the beginning of many kinds of stories. However, this honestly was a dark and stormy night, and so Vietnam decided to spend it in watching this Fake+Z3r0 (True Name Withheld) that her sister lent her because of how these historical renditions of certain knight type heroes (G******** and D*******) are extremely hot. Also voiced by famous "seiyuus". Fact is, Vietnam found herself completely drawn by the series that somehow she didn't notice the storm was really rough, and that as Fate/Hetalia can have it, some magical shitshow has happened and the television literally summoned Diarmuid.
Except TV's can't summon anything and there's no actual summoning circle, so Diarmuid has officially landed on Vietnam's lap.
[ Look how late I am to this party, I will never love you Amy... except that's a lie, my love is reserved for you... and Fake+Z3r0.
Does Vietnam enjoy making ikemens cry??? Because that's basically what is happening here, when Diarmuid finds himself square on a cute tiny woman's lap instead of being spanked mercilessly by Sola-Ui. He bolts upright, back straightening and shoulders squaring, before hurriedly doing a ninja backflip off of his new... Master? Mistress?
This is lewd already. ]
—?!
[ Should he be getting ready to fight??? He looks dubious while he takes a quick scan of this room. Hopefully Vietnam doesn't own any body pillows. ]
[YOU LOVE ME STILL...that's why you came back...for Fake+Z3r0.
And she doesn't realise that she likes it when ikemens cry. No actually it breaks her heart. Which is why apart from being super shocked that a man landed on her lap. But also more so at the fact the he looks completely shocked?
Thankfully her room doesn't have body pillows of G******** and D******* but maybe she was sent posable figurines. I can't speak on her behalf, man.
Immediately she raises her hands to show she means no harm, but we all know she's fast enough to punch a man right after.]
[ Is Vietnam not into A***** or C* C******? These stars make it so difficult... Diarmuid wouldn't even be mad if she had a pillow of C*, he'd just fanboy right along with her.
But that aside, Diarmuid just looks. Confused. There are a lot of things in his life that he never asked for, and this sits squarely in that realm, even if it could objectively be much worse.
He could still be working for Kayneth, for one (no shade, Kayneth). ]
I...
[ ... guess this isn't the Grail War??? His brows furrow. ] ...Cannot say. Are you a magus?
[She could be, but aren't they more obviously featured in Fake+5t4y-N1hgt? She'll have to keep them aside. As sell as the hobo version of G********. But yes maybe she should get a body pillow of C*.
Those would be more easier to understand than what's happening to her right now with this random "intruder".
Because, here she is, staring up blankly towards him--]
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Except TV's can't summon anything and there's no actual summoning circle, so Diarmuid has officially landed on Vietnam's lap.
Love me, Freshy.]
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Does Vietnam enjoy making ikemens cry??? Because that's basically what is happening here, when Diarmuid finds himself square on a cute tiny woman's lap instead of being spanked mercilessly by Sola-Ui. He bolts upright, back straightening and shoulders squaring, before hurriedly doing a ninja backflip off of his new... Master? Mistress?
This is lewd already. ]
—?!
[ Should he be getting ready to fight??? He looks dubious while he takes a quick scan of this room. Hopefully Vietnam doesn't own any body pillows. ]
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And she doesn't realise that she likes it when ikemens cry. No actually it breaks her heart. Which is why apart from being super shocked that a man landed on her lap. But also more so at the fact the he looks completely shocked?
Thankfully her room doesn't have body pillows of G******** and D******* but maybe she was sent posable figurines. I can't speak on her behalf, man.
Immediately she raises her hands to show she means no harm, but we all know she's fast enough to punch a man right after.]
W-who are you? H-how are you here--?
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But that aside, Diarmuid just looks. Confused. There are a lot of things in his life that he never asked for, and this sits squarely in that realm, even if it could objectively be much worse.
He could still be working for Kayneth, for one (no shade, Kayneth). ]
I...
[ ... guess this isn't the Grail War??? His brows furrow. ] ...Cannot say. Are you a magus?
[ What the hell, Vietnam. ]
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Those would be more easier to understand than what's happening to her right now with this random "intruder".
Because, here she is, staring up blankly towards him--]
What is a magus?
[Yeah, that.]