open rp post 2016

[saga]

CLOSED to new threads! continue old ones by all means.

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[hoasen]

[SHE'S BOTH CONFUSED AND FLUSTERED!]

Y-you've been trying to figure me out, for what?!

{SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT AND JOSEPH YOU'RE A BIG DUDE EVERY BONER IS BIG ACTUALLY LETS JUST GO DIE.]

[flightofhand]

[ SO COLD!!! HE DID NOT EXPECT THEIR FIRST DEITO TO END LIKE THIS!!!!!!! ]

For…For… [ Holding his hands up and backing away now please don’t kill him— ] Look, can’t we just talk about this?

[ DON'T GO LISA LISA ON HIM PLS ]

[hoasen]

[LOOK, HE WAS WANTING TOO MUCH OUT OF THEIR FIRST DEITO!!]

W-what are we talking about?

[She'll let him talk before she BEATS HIM UP but he better make it a good one.]

[flightofhand]

[ HE THOUGHT HE WAS MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION…!! ]

Like…for example, uh… [ Thinking quickly, he babbles— ] …Like robots! Robots are awesome, yeah…

[ He has no idea who TOPIO is, tbh and his mind is drawing a blank as to how to continue already… ]

[hoasen]

[WELL IT WAS GOOD, BUT...]

R-robots are awesome.

[ . . . ]

I'm not very good at building them, however.

[That's a science that's beyond her, leave it to America and the humans.]

[flightofhand]

[ …Is he still alive? Has she decided to spare him after all??? ]

Ha! [ That was an oddly triumphant-sounding ha, for a guy who knows fuckall what he’s doing. Apparently throwing shit to the wall and seeing what sticks can only get him so far. ]

Neither am I! [ Just shoot him. ] We’ve got that much in common!

[hoasen]

[MAYBE SHE HAS. MAYBE BECAUSE he did come to give her food after all.]

A-ah...

[Jojo...what...

...

...are you talking about?!]

Y-yes...I mean, I'm not sure this is a common skill?

[flightofhand]

[ NOTE TO SELF TO FEED HER LOTS FROM NOW ON…if she’ll even let him in here after this… ]

That’s…precisely it! [ He’ll even gesture dramatically at it—hopefully that’ll distract her for a bit while he tries to bullshit his way out of this one. ]

It’s a challenge! [ Um??? ] You—You look like the kind of girl who likes a good challenge, don’t you? That robot you’re hiding gave you away!!!

[ LOOK THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION HE’S GOT RIGHT NOW ]

[hoasen]

[SHE DOES HAVE A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF A STOMACH...]

Ah, well, I do like a challenge, you are right... [AT LEAST HE GUESSED SOMETHING CORRECTLY.] But the robot is a gift!

[oh.]

[flightofhand]

And it’s a great gift! [ he’s quick to reply, unsure of where this is going anymore. ]

And, uh, ha—I was trying to figure out what to get you all along! But you sly vixen, clearly you were onto me from the very beginning!

[hoasen]

I...see! [WAIT SHE'S CONFUSED.]

...A-ah, I suppose I was onto you! [ABOUT WHAT.] S-so...have you figured out what to get me?

[flightofhand]

Yeah! Ro— [ —Wait. ]

I—I mean, let it be a surprise, baby. Anyway, the gift can come after we’ve known each other a little better, right?

[ Nailed it. ]

[hoasen]

[...Oh...well now she's a little bit disappointed.

GUESS THAT WORKED.]

How should we get to know each other better then? Should I take you out?

[...Unintentionally asking Joseph out on a date? SURE DID.]