[Rin was waiting by the elaborate fountain in the middle of a large park. He might have been waiting there for a few hours already, because he was afraid he'd be late otherwise. Pausing in his pacing back and forth, he opened the lid of the cake box he was holding to check on the contents.]
[This was a bad idea. He knew this was going to be a bad idea. He didn't know why he let Himeko talk him into this. But here he was, standing in front of the movie theater, waiting for Momoka. Without his laptop. He was going to actually talk to her. This was going to be a horrible day.]
[Because a slender, long-haired girl is taking a walk through one of his street markets, munching on her gỏi cuốn roll and looking at the goodies with rather "critical" eyes. And will probably start haggling super loudly and not unlike a certain "teacher" so it may be a good thing to keep her from getting carried away...]
[ Taiwan's visiting Japan for a bit, but the country himself busy right now, so she's out having fun with one of his swords instead. Namely, the butler. She's somehow managed to convince him to go take the train to Tokyo with her... She wants to shop. At the station, she looks behind to face him and ask, ]
Hasebe, Hasebe! Have you ridden a train before?
[ During his time with Japan as saniwa, of course! ]
[When it comes to doing chores, Yamanbagiri was among those who's actually fine with his assignment. Whether it's tending to the horses or working in the fields, the work usually make him a little less self-conscious of himself.
After all, it's inevitable that he would get himself dirtied while working.
Once he changed into his working clothes, he makes his way towards the horse stable.]
[ what a strange little world they live in, where stones waken like gods and monsters walk the streets hailed as kings --
-- and where fushimi's own sword has unfairly betrayed him by turning out to take human form. noisy human form.
also, the cafeteria workers have confiscated all kitchen implements and gone on strike this week -- but rather than deal with scepter 4's hapless mismanagement of the situation on an empty stomach, he's using the bereft kitchen and he's going to cook for himself. cheaply. as practical boys do.
[ they're at a farmer's market, right. except it's not a little boy holding up that five dollar bill it's nanako. is she trying to get the flowers or the carrots, who knows. ]
[I was going to use the random scenario generator but I thought of something even better. If, somehow, in this AU, Minerva still exists, Kasen is here, staring her down. It isn't that he dislikes animals, really, he adores all aspects of nature and acknowledges their uses, just that he hates what they're capable of. How can one creature be so filthy? He just doesn't understand it.
So later that day, he turns to Cherche, sighs like all the world's problems have made themselves comfortable on his shoulders, and he says, ]
[And since I promised I'd hurt him too, have an uncute girl. This particular Saniwa is on the sunny side, calm but optimistic, and never seems to ask for anything from anyone other than the requisite chores. No orders, in other words, nothing that isn't absolutely necessary, and never any answer as to why.
Then, out of the blue, for no particular reason, she says, ]
Mr Heshikiri? I've gotten a bit hungry. Are you able to cook?
[ he's at her house (nice) while she shows him how to make and bake a cake?! alright, alright.
having no sense of culinary finesse whatsoever, makoto's insistence on reading directly from the cookbook might've been a little endearing if he wasn't screwing up the steps every five seconds. it'd take a literal martyr to tolerate his sort of well-intentioned ignorance as he inadvertently swaps out sugar for salt and nearly pours too much milk into the congealing contents of the mixing bowl. someone, save vietnam from this horrible fate. honestly, save them both from this disaster in motion. somehow they've made it relatively intact so far, but it's only a matter of time until makoto makes a fatal error. ]
Ah, we need three eggs.
[ and at first, makoto gives all appearance of mild amiability, cursorily taking one of the eggs out and perching it against the rim of the bowl, like he plans to give it a gentle tap and deposit its gooey contents into the bowl, but —
no, he slams it, hard (like he's practicing how to disembowel another human being). the aforementioned egg splatters into a cracked mess of shell bits and bursted yolk running in thick rivulets down his fingers as makoto stares uncomprehendingly at his mistake.
#wow
there aren't many times in his life that makoto has ever genuinely merited being smacked upside the head for his obtuseness, but this occasion might be an exception to the rule. ]
[ They're in the repair room, the door is closed, his clothes are half-off. And she's TAPPING THAT UCHIKO ON HIS NECK AGAINST THAT THING SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. ]
give me Momokaaaaaaa
Oh good, it's still okay...
HERE SHE COMES
YAAAAAAY
YOU ASKED FOR THIS
I DID ASK FOR THIS heart breaks
now I don't feel bad for picking one over the other
Is there a Big Bro Vietman down there?
and not unlike a certain "teacher"so it may be a good thing to keep her from getting carried away...]puts oil on rusty gears + guess who i want
gee it's not like her name is right there. i gotta really think hard!!
i'm back to being stupid with him jsyk
you mean hells yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAWSsXMTSXM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LINKED ME THIS??????
YOU DESERVE IT
I DESERVE C-CLOWN SWAG HUH
kangjun voice: HEEEEEEEEELLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
ASKLJJKLASLJK IT ALL COMES BACK
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seeeeeeeeeeeen
OR bitty shit shenanigans, since random icon gave me this.))
rikuuuuuuuuu
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give me hasebe
Hasebe, Hasebe! Have you ridden a train before?
[ During his time with Japan as saniwa, of course! ]
as you wish /hasebe voice--WHOA
WOW...
yeah i know i'm just as mad
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[When it comes to doing chores, Yamanbagiri was among those who's actually fine with his assignment. Whether it's tending to the horses or working in the fields, the work usually make him a little less self-conscious of himself.
After all, it's inevitable that he would get himself dirtied while working.
Once he changed into his working clothes, he makes his way towards the horse stable.]
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So, Seeker. Got a proposition for you.
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NOT THE BLEACH VILLAIN, THE OTHER ONE.
-- and where fushimi's own sword has unfairly betrayed him by turning out to take human form. noisy human form.
also, the cafeteria workers have confiscated all kitchen implements and gone on strike this week -- but rather than deal with scepter 4's hapless mismanagement of the situation on an empty stomach, he's using the bereft kitchen and he's going to cook for himself. cheaply. as practical boys do.
. . . ]
Can you cut meat. . . ?
[ semi-practical.
he should have thought this through. ]
he's so much more badass than the bleach villain (No)
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sword edgeworth
[ they're at a farmer's market, right. except it's not a little boy holding up that five dollar bill it's nanako. is she trying to get the flowers or the carrots, who knows. ]
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insert your character of choice as x, rets go. ]
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cherche
So later that day, he turns to Cherche, sighs like all the world's problems have made themselves comfortable on his shoulders, and he says, ]
Honestly... Master, that pet of yours is just -
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hasebe
Then, out of the blue, for no particular reason, she says, ]
Mr Heshikiri? I've gotten a bit hungry. Are you able to cook?
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vietnam!! if that's okay
having no sense of culinary finesse whatsoever, makoto's insistence on reading directly from the cookbook might've been a little endearing if he wasn't screwing up the steps every five seconds. it'd take a literal martyr to tolerate his sort of well-intentioned ignorance as he inadvertently swaps out sugar for salt and nearly pours too much milk into the congealing contents of the mixing bowl. someone, save vietnam from this horrible fate. honestly, save them both from this disaster in motion. somehow they've made it relatively intact so far, but it's only a matter of time until makoto makes a fatal error. ]
Ah, we need three eggs.
[ and at first, makoto gives all appearance of mild amiability, cursorily taking one of the eggs out and perching it against the rim of the bowl, like he plans to give it a gentle tap and deposit its gooey contents into the bowl, but —
no, he slams it, hard (like he's practicing how to disembowel another human being). the aforementioned egg splatters into a cracked mess of shell bits and bursted yolk running in thick rivulets down his fingers as makoto stares uncomprehendingly at his mistake.
#wow
there aren't many times in his life that makoto has ever genuinely merited being smacked upside the head for his obtuseness, but this occasion might be an exception to the rule. ]
YES you have received one vietnam (ah)
twirls u in the air
in slow mo!!!!
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DIVES IN AGAIN OMG
I DONT HAVE ANY CHILL
WE DON'T NEED CHILL
gives u all my ice cubes then??? every single ice cube now belongs 2 u :9
whoa..are you saying i am now cool bLUSH
you've always bEEN COOL AND REFRESHING
NO IT'S YOU!!!! SWOON
SWOONS EVEN MORE, FALLS 2 THE FLOOR
OH NOOOO CATCHES YOU!!!!
catches u back ... holds your hand?!?!?!
SWINGS YOUR HAND ALONG AS WE WALK
why do i keep doing this 2 u ... LEAVE ME AND SAVE YOURSELF [makes sad airhorn noises]
NO I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. EMBRACES UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!!
embraces ..... back ..........
GLUED TOGETHER
ADDS MORE GLUE
NOW FOREVER!!!!
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amy, don't torture urself anymore w/ this thread [deadcat]
NO I MUST TAG YOU FOREVER
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
HEHEHEHEH
eheheheHEHEHE
heeeheeeHEEHHEHEEH
HAPPY NEW YEARS AMY!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEARS REM!!!!!!!!!!
♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
!!!!
:>!!!!!!!!
:^)
you-know-who
GASP
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