open rp post 2017

[saga]

CLOSED to new threads! continue old ones by all means.

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PRAYS FOR US but it's not the same we need more people

[hoasen]

[Thank goodness for the customers who actually have the money and are willing to throw it! They are now saved...but also this means they can watch him gyrate away from them which means they get a good look at his ass.

DON'T LOOK.]

...Actually, I believe there is.

[However, the menu...

...is written on the abs of a man.]

YELLS

[emotive]

[The butt is hypnotizing, but so is the menu... Written on the man's abs.

Ai blinks once. Twice. Three times. Then she stands up eyes widening, not at the well sculpted chest, but rather...]

They have pork belly bao buns!! Those are really tasty aren't they? Who knew you could find those in a place like this!

[AI HAVE SOME DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE?]

HEHEHEHEHE

[hoasen]

[...Yes. It seems that Ai has found the buns...ON THE BUNS. The front buns not the back buns.

Vietnam didn't want to look! She even has her eyes covered and is peeking between her fingers to save the Menu's dignity, but then--]

If you buy ten, it's a bargain!

[Too late, she's pulled her hands away and is practically pointing straight at the price. On the man's 6th ab muscle.]

[emotive]

Sir! We'll have two sets of ten bao buns!!

[THE ORDER IS PLACED and the human menu gives a wink to the ladies as he walks away, hips swaying.

There's a pause. Ai turns to Vietnam, her face completely red.]

I-I feel like we didn't something wrong...

[hoasen]

[...He just winked and she's TRYING TO STAY COOL. STAY COOL FOR AI.

BOTH OF YOU STOP BEING A GODDAMN MISS.]

I-I don't think we did anything wrong either! W-we ordered many bao buns!

[Until the drink's menu comes over and it's written just an apron.

Over his hips.]