[Ai who has little experience in "da club" much less strip clubs looks back and forth between Vietnam and the stripper who suggestively gyrates his hips at them. Ai freezes like a deer in headlights and thankfully, the man knowing what kind of customers they are, opts to go to the table where there are eager customers waving a generous amount of paper at him.
Ai sighs in relief(?) and tries not to look on stage, covering half of her face with one palm.]
Er... So... Um, what do we do now? I thought this was the address of a good restaurant, but...
...
...
I mean, there has to be a menu right?
[And not a menu of just men!!]
PRAYS FOR US but it's not the same we need more people
[Thank goodness for the customers who actually have the money and are willing to throw it! They are now saved...but also this means they can watch him gyrate away from them which means they get a good look at his ass.
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rip... someone needs to pray for us
[Ai who has little experience in "da club" much less strip clubs looks back and forth between Vietnam and the stripper who suggestively gyrates his hips at them. Ai freezes like a deer in headlights and thankfully, the man knowing what kind of customers they are, opts to go to the table where there are eager customers waving a generous amount of paper at him.
Ai sighs in relief(?) and tries not to look on stage, covering half of her face with one palm.]
Er... So... Um, what do we do now? I thought this was the address of a good restaurant, but...
...
...
I mean, there has to be a menu right?
[And not a menu of just men!!]
PRAYS FOR US but it's not the same we need more people
DON'T LOOK.]
...Actually, I believe there is.
[However, the menu...
...is written on the abs of a man.]
YELLS
Ai blinks once. Twice. Three times. Then she stands up eyes widening, not at the well sculpted chest, but rather...]
They have pork belly bao buns!! Those are really tasty aren't they? Who knew you could find those in a place like this!
[AI HAVE SOME DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE?]
HEHEHEHEHE
Vietnam didn't want to look! She even has her eyes covered and is peeking between her fingers to save the Menu's dignity, but then--]
If you buy ten, it's a bargain!
[Too late, she's pulled her hands away and is practically pointing straight at the price. On the man's 6th ab muscle.]
no subject
[THE ORDER IS PLACED and the human menu gives a wink to the ladies as he walks away, hips swaying.
There's a pause. Ai turns to Vietnam, her face completely red.]
I-I feel like we didn't something wrong...
no subject
BOTH OF YOU STOP BEING A GODDAMN MISS.]
I-I don't think we did anything wrong either! W-we ordered many bao buns!
[Until the drink's menu comes over and it's written just an apron.
Over his hips.]