ragnarok online AU: with nomanis
[So here they are, Arthur and Sen, in some fancy tavern in Prontera after a long day's worth of work and hunting. But it wasn't so much the work that drove them up the wall (after all, they were such diligent warriors), but more so that Alfred, who happened to be in their party at the time, was a nightmare. As usual. So they have to take a break.]
That table there looks nice.
[Pointing over at what looks to be a nice corner table. And clean.]
That table there looks nice.
[Pointing over at what looks to be a nice corner table. And clean.]
so I waffled for a bit on class choice and
That was nothing short of an utter disaster. Sometimes I wonder if the effort spent on not Fire Bolting the idiot into Niflheim is worth it...
highfives us WE GOT THIS.
Ah, you are right. I'm surprised we've managed to get here in one piece to even talk about it like this. But surely it wasn't all his fault.
[ . . . ] No, actually, Fire Bolting him would be a great idea, perhaps he would learn something.
We'll take on the world like this
He mutters, through the hand still pressed firmly to his forehead:] ...I should've studied in Geffen. Perhaps a Meteor Storm would've gotten something through that thick skull of his...
that makes us total heroes
[Now she did hear what he just said--] Do you want me to set my falcon on him? He keeps mistaking it for an eagle, I am sure he will be upset to know that freedom is attacking him for being so...careless.
heck yeah gonna save the world from satan morroc-- nah we're screwed
[speaking of... He rummages through his cart a little- "now where did I put those blasted garlets, ugh it's a bloody mess in here"- no points for guessing why that is, before pulling back with a few crystals in hand.
Arthur's homunculus appears under the table not a moment later in all of its tiny, fluffy, mint green glory.]
There, Carroll, you must be starving by now. Here, eat up, let's forget about what the awful gunslinger put us all through...
[...well it's not quite baby talk yet but]
WE CAN SEND ALFRED AT SATAN MORROC...
Sen blinks as Arthur calls out for his flying mint bunny I MEAN homunculus friend. It looks so happy to get food nonetheless. A-aww, how endearing.]
Poor Carroll, not having a chance to catch a break until now...[A staff member walks past just at that moment, so Sen calls to him.] Arthur, what would you like to drink?
EXCELLENT IDEAS...
All the same, I appreciate the thought. Instead, what you can do for me now is... well, since you're here, I'll take the strongest they've got.
[congratulations Sen you are now the designated... driver...
...well you'll be responsible for hauling him out, close enough]
THEY GOT THIS now to leave a trail of food for Alfred to follow to satan morroc...
It's fine! I will still be waiting for whenever you need me. Since I much prefer your company over others. [MANY...OTHERS...hint hint.]
But ah, alright, I will order the strongest for you. [Which she does because she doesn't mind being deso. She'll just wheel him out of the place with his cart. Awesome idea. The flying mint bunny--uh, filir, can watch too.]
wonder if the sandwich recipes can be converted to burgers... and what stat+ they'd give...
though now he purses his lips as he finishes up with the green filir (who flits up and makes itself comfortable in the bird's nest that's his hair) and sighs tiredly, sagging a bit in his seat again as he crosses his arms.]
Honestly, I don't know what's gotten into him as of late. It isn't as if he has anything to prove to us...
[Alfred, you problem child you.]
oh my god this is perfect...i think maybe a stat drop too since not as healthy as sandwiches
[She watches the filir for a moment (that was kind of adorable, and in Arthur's case, really does soften up his whole image after an arduous day), before turning her attention back to him.]
Doesn't he always do this though? Try to be a hero? Unless this is happening more than usual.
[A quest, maybe? Or did one of them say something? She'll allow herself to consider this a bit more later, as the waiter has come back with their drinks, and she helps place one down near Arthur.]
replies one million years later and akdlgasgjh yes, stat drops
He does, but there's a difference between recklessly attacking any monsters he sees and running off half-cocked into a nest of them with no backup. The former is irritating but manageable, dare I say almost tolerable in comparison at this point; the latter is... [ careless, annoyed hand gesture here ] well, not.
[ he almost manages to look the part of the serious, annoyed not-friend having a very serious conversation. shame the ball of fluff with wings on his head ruins the image. ]
Suppose his ego's just gotten the better of him?
does too but shhh what horrible stat drops. needs something healthy
Patiently, she waits while he drinks, letting him think about his answer.]
I see...yes, you're right. At least we are able to make a new fast plan when it is something we can manage. Stepping into a net of them is almost suicide.
[She really is having trouble taking him completely seriously when something cute is on his head. But she takes him seriously enough?! Since their survival is also important here?]
I...didn't know his ego could get any bigger, actually. Is that really possible?