[Your just jelly of their giant inflatable penguin... bird... thing. Shh shh, Jiang Wei is working on pushing a new mascot!! It's a work in progress!!]

O-oh thank you--

[Hey, wait a second. There is nothing wrong with his attire. He always makes sure his appearance is pristine and proper!!

He clears his throat.]

I can say the same for your mascot, my lady. Do you Lawson employees always wear your product on your shoulders?

[Thanks for giving everyone a "live" preview of what their eating. Sure, the mascot is cute. BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO EAT CUTE THINGS?]