[As in she's waiting by the corner of the street, dressed in her cutest (she got her sister to coordinate this time because she freaked out), and she may have been half an hour early, waiting for harem protagonist who has too much game.
Except she didn't even realise that? She just thought he was easy to get along with, and so she agreed to go on this outing with him. It's not a date! Except it is because she even attempted to make sure she looks cute in a skirt and everything.
In other words, Sen is a loser.]
Did I arrive too early? [She just wanted to find parking for her motorbike, don't look at her.]
[He shakes his head and smiles at Sen softly. Ah, she dressed up so nicely Ren takes note of it while nodding.]
You look great.
[Which is honestly an embarrassing thing to say right off the bat. Ren's trying to obscure his face behind glasses. It's not working. Help. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A DATE. They're just.....on business? Lewd business. Maybe. Can I blame amy? ]
how sin free is this going to remain i see this tag
[He has no shame, like he's so concise with his words that sometimes she feels he's really straightforward!
But perhaps that is why they're in this situation right now. It's not a date! She's not blushing! And she doesn't think he looks really cute smiling like that right now. Complete dilemma.]
N-no...I mean, thank you. You're handsome as you always are-- [...Did she say that out loud?
Ren is feels like he's internally dying. He's sweating bullets and he can feel his heart race faster by the second. ]
...Thanks?
[As usual it's hard for him to find something to say in this type of scenario. It's like he's tripping on his words because of the overwhelming sense of embarrassment. Yamero. ]
Here.
[He gently hugs her for a moment because it felt like the most natural thing to do. ]
Sen didn't expect this at all? She knew he was a man of few words, and that his calm actions speak louder than words, she didn't think that he would hug her like this.
And yet it feels so comfortable, a safe warmth enveloping her. She slowly lift her arms, wrapping them around his waist to pull him closer. All the while hiding her face into his chest because this is embarrassing???]
[ Yeah, he's being so forward with her. Welp. His plan to make Sen embarrassed worked so he'll let her go.
He releases her with a gentle pat on the head. ]
Did you not like it?
[The more Sen stays quiet the more he dies inside. He can't help but feel like he did something wrong by hugging her without much of a warning. She seems comfortable so maybe it's okay. ]
[Deities, even the little pat is cute. But even when she feels like he's trying to calm her, her chest beats so wildly because everything he does is really!! Charming her!!!
Ah, but did he think she might be worried? She shakes her head.]
N-no...it was nice.
[So maybe she should return the gesture. If he was worried about hugging her so suddenly, no matter how gentle? She pushes up on her toes, and kisses him on the corner of the lips before looking away.]
[ Oh...Ren finds himself breathless for a bit. He forgets to breathe momentairly so he nearly chokes. That kiss was sudden too. At least the feeling is mutual? Thanks Amy. ]
Then I'm glad.
[ He gently clutches her hand. Sen will notice all the tension building up within him. This is what death feels like.]
[ This is their deito!! okay, the cat cafe is here. They're going in! Hopefully no one's looking at them weird for being a gross couple in public. if anyone asks just say they're there for cats.]
[HEY, putting it like that makes her feel like she got to really work hard for this!! She has to help him too, HE'S A VIRGIN LIKE A GOOD BOY (oh).]
O-oh...well, we'll just take it easy, okay? [See, she's helping. So she squeezes his hand again, this time help guiding him into the room where every cute cat will help calm them down.
[This is not a date. Thank god there are cats here to distract them from their awkward feelings. Ren gently picks one up and holds it like a baby. He can be soft when he wants to be!!!]
Hey there.
[It's time to greet the cats and forget about lewd for two seconds. The kitten stares at Sen and lets out a brief meow. FEED ME. ]
[YOU FOOLS, IT'S A DATE!!! But thankfully they're saved because the cats are rolling all over and trying to get their attention. The one in Ren's arms is mewling so sweetly, she can see how gentle he can be...
Ah, she thinks he's charming again. She's lost, really.
Meanwhile, the kitten wants food now.]
I wonder what we can give you... [Is that some milk over there? A bit of salmon?] Here, I think I found you something!
[And she gestures to Ren to follow her, so they can get closer to the loot.]
[It must be her instincts kicking in, the one that frets over everyone to look after them. So she's already motherly to the kitten? Even though it seems attached the Ren. It's fine, because now, they're parents...to cats.
...Even if he's already making dad jokes by utilising the power of puns.]
M-meow?
[The kitten is already enjoying it, mewing back at him eagerly, even when she holds out the food for the kitty to eat. DAD PLEASE.]
It seems they really look after these kittens, it's like a paradise to them. It must be in the...[Wait for it.] clawse.
[His smiles are cute why is he doing this to her, how will she survive?]
Precisely, a nyatural place for them to enjoy.
[There's a mew midst all that nomming, so clearly it's SOME JUDGMENT as she gives it another piece of food, the kitten nibbling on her fingers as she tries to distract it with delicious treats.]
I'm sure it is an acquired taste, perhaps our new friend just needs to get used to puns?
[No, the cat is still judging they're both horrible. It's just taking its food and leaving immediately. ]
At this very meowment it's just us two.
[So he goes in closer to Sen, leaning against her side. This is embarrassing so he's not saying a thing. NO MORE WORDS ARE NEEDED..just the comfort of being there is enough. Ren relaxes more when he's doting on Sen like this. Why are they gross. ]
[And so the cats have all abandoned their parents, knowing that they're going to be awfully sappy over here. Ren has lost all awkwardness that he had before, and in her case, she's beginning to ease up as well, even leaning in a little when he kisses her forehead, squeezing his hand a little more as she presses her forehead to his cheek with great affection.
#thirst]
I liked it.
[And she moves in, wondering if to kiss his lips...but pauses.] I would return the gesture, but I am afraid the others may be looking.
you made me do a winging it so they're winging it
Except she didn't even realise that? She just thought he was easy to get along with, and so she agreed to go on this outing with him. It's not a date! Except it is because she even attempted to make sure she looks cute in a skirt and everything.
In other words, Sen is a loser.]
Did I arrive too early? [She just wanted to find parking for her motorbike, don't look at her.]
I CANT BELIEVE THIS this is a sin free space
[He shakes his head and smiles at Sen softly. Ah, she dressed up so nicely Ren takes note of it while nodding.]
You look great.
[Which is honestly an embarrassing thing to say right off the bat. Ren's trying to obscure his face behind glasses. It's not working. Help. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A DATE. They're just.....on business? Lewd business. Maybe. Can I blame amy? ]
how sin free is this going to remain i see this tag
But perhaps that is why they're in this situation right now. It's not a date! She's not blushing! And she doesn't think he looks really cute smiling like that right now. Complete dilemma.]
N-no...I mean, thank you. You're handsome as you always are-- [...Did she say that out loud?
I blame nami.]
not for long tbh to filth we go
Ren is feels like he's internally dying. He's sweating bullets and he can feel his heart race faster by the second. ]
...Thanks?
[As usual it's hard for him to find something to say in this type of scenario. It's like he's tripping on his words because of the overwhelming sense of embarrassment. Yamero. ]
Here.
[He gently hugs her for a moment because it felt like the most natural thing to do. ]
THIS ESCALATED
Sen didn't expect this at all? She knew he was a man of few words, and that his calm actions speak louder than words, she didn't think that he would hug her like this.
And yet it feels so comfortable, a safe warmth enveloping her. She slowly lift her arms, wrapping them around his waist to pull him closer. All the while hiding her face into his chest because this is embarrassing???]
IT REALLY DID
He releases her with a gentle pat on the head. ]
Did you not like it?
[The more Sen stays quiet the more he dies inside. He can't help but feel like he did something wrong by hugging her without much of a warning. She seems comfortable so maybe it's okay. ]
they gonna bang by the end of this i can sense it
Ah, but did he think she might be worried? She shakes her head.]
N-no...it was nice.
[So maybe she should return the gesture. If he was worried about hugging her so suddenly, no matter how gentle? She pushes up on her toes, and kisses him on the corner of the lips before looking away.]
im already dead help
Then I'm glad.
[ He gently clutches her hand. Sen will notice all the tension building up within him. This is what death feels like.]
We should get going.
oh my god...same.
Also, when will they be saved? Either way, she gives his hand a gentle squeeze, telling him she's ready to go.
Can't believe they're actually holding hands now. This is lewd. Also, she's managed a smile, which is like a PSN achievement.]
Let's, before we're late. Our session will begin soon.
[CAT CAFE!!!]
RiP
[ He gives Sen a curt nod! Off they go...to the cat cafe. It's a nice place to hang out and it's not too busy so it's perfect. ]
I won't leave your side.
[ You're stuck with him and these lewd moments. ]
can't believe he can kill with few words
[She drifted a little there, because she caught what he said, and she flushes deeply. One day, his straightforwardness is going to actually kill her.
So maybe she does shuffle a bit closer before she nods.]
Mmm, I trust you. I will be with you.
dead before they get to bang
[ This is their deito!! okay, the cat cafe is here. They're going in! Hopefully no one's looking at them weird for being a gross couple in public. if anyone asks just say they're there for cats.]
We've arrived.
that would be their fate, god
O-oh! I guess we are. Let's go in and claim our booking. [CATS ARE WAITING.
But already as they walk in, hand in hand, the staff are looking them up like B) Heh.]
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So of course he's losing his mind over here. Sen looks equally embarrassed. Hah. ]
Okay, we're supposed to go in there. Um...I've never gone out with someone before.
[ Calling it a date would make him feel even more terrible. HE JUST ADMITTED HE'S A VIRGIN.]
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O-oh...well, we'll just take it easy, okay? [See, she's helping. So she squeezes his hand again, this time help guiding him into the room where every cute cat will help calm them down.
This isn't a date, right?]
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[This is not a date. Thank god there are cats here to distract them from their awkward feelings. Ren gently picks one up and holds it like a baby. He can be soft when he wants to be!!!]
Hey there.
[It's time to greet the cats and forget about lewd for two seconds. The kitten stares at Sen and lets out a brief meow. FEED ME. ]
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Ah, she thinks he's charming again. She's lost, really.
Meanwhile, the kitten wants food now.]
I wonder what we can give you... [Is that some milk over there? A bit of salmon?] Here, I think I found you something!
[And she gestures to Ren to follow her, so they can get closer to the loot.]
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They've got milk....and cat food. Meow.
[ That's so baddd. He's trying to talk to them like this. Stop at once.]
It's purrfect.
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...Even if he's already making dad jokes by utilising the power of puns.]
M-meow?
[The kitten is already enjoying it, mewing back at him eagerly, even when she holds out the food for the kitty to eat. DAD PLEASE.]
It seems they really look after these kittens, it's like a paradise to them. It must be in the...[Wait for it.] clawse.
[A girl can't leave him hanging.]
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A kitten paradise. We can make furends with them.
[ Cat starts noming on its food. It gives these two a judgmental look like " I see you and I know that you are gross". ]
Don't you like puns?
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Precisely, a nyatural place for them to enjoy.
[There's a mew midst all that nomming, so clearly it's SOME JUDGMENT as she gives it another piece of food, the kitten nibbling on her fingers as she tries to distract it with delicious treats.]
I'm sure it is an acquired taste, perhaps our new friend just needs to get used to puns?
[And his dad jokes.]
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[No, the cat is still judging they're both horrible. It's just taking its food and leaving immediately. ]
At this very meowment it's just us two.
[So he goes in closer to Sen, leaning against her side. This is embarrassing so he's not saying a thing. NO MORE WORDS ARE NEEDED..just the comfort of being there is enough. Ren relaxes more when he's doting on Sen like this. Why are they gross. ]
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Bye...cat...
But Sen, for some reason, didn't even mind, as she leaned closer to him after she feels his arm to hers.
And now that their hands are free, she snakes it so that she can entwine her fingers with his in secret.]
I think the child has left the nest.
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[HE SAW THAT. It makes his heart skip a beat momentarily. In return Ren holds her hand a little tighter. Then he gently kisses her on the forehead. ]
I couldn't help myself.
[Clearly, they're both thirsty. This time Ren doesn't even seem embarrassed about it. If anything he looks happy? Proud?
Literally the worst.]
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#thirst]
I liked it.
[And she moves in, wondering if to kiss his lips...but pauses.] I would return the gesture, but I am afraid the others may be looking.
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this is the worst
i can't believe he snapped
it only took 60 comments
seriously wtf these people
no one can save this
they don't need saving, just let them suffer
rip viet and p5kun
they deserve it
THey do why are they like this
BECAUSE IT'S HIS FAULT
He didnt Ask to be called out Oh my god.
HE'S STILL BAD
SO IS SHE
HE'S WORSE
Its True
i like how all his icons are nice but his actions arent
this is a rated x thread. nice icons cant save it
true, it just makes it more Real
god even viets icons too...rip
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY'RE GOOD AND CUTE
bad things
FO SHAME
they need an intervention where are the cats
THE CATS ARE SO USELESS
kitties had one job oh my god
KITTIES WHY
betrayal
can't believe they did this to us
this is just bad
he's killing me
how is viet still alive i d k
i think she's already dead
oh m ygod she is
SHE'S MORE DEAD
its almost 100 comments of sin cries
I KNOW I'M LOSING MY MIND
now hes dead too
rip both of them again
dungeon was a mistake
are you sure it's a mistake
this is very bad yes
HE BAD!!!!!!
they deserve each other