[They're mer-people, Sen. All the dancing is mildly provocative! Really, it's what happens when they're underwater and fluttering about. It was all going to be wonderful and this wedding celebration was going to go off without a hitch.
There's almost that token "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but ruining it by coming in anyway" token to parenting and he jiggles the handle. Child don't make him pick this lock. He's annoying, sure, but must you be so independent?]
Honestly, Sen. If you are in there please let me in and we can rationally discuss your absence at the rehearsal. You are integral to this evening being as splendid as it needs to be, and your sister will be distraught...
[This is, unfortunately, not the first time he's had a conversation with her bedroom doors. There have even been a few times when she LEGIT wasn't in there, but he prays this isn't one of them. He didn't want to be frustrated while marrying off his daughter after all. What mer-papa would?]
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It's always weird. Always.
There's almost that token "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but ruining it by coming in anyway" token to parenting and he jiggles the handle. Child don't make him pick this lock. He's annoying, sure, but must you be so independent?]
Honestly, Sen. If you are in there please let me in and we can rationally discuss your absence at the rehearsal. You are integral to this evening being as splendid as it needs to be, and your sister will be distraught...
[This is, unfortunately, not the first time he's had a conversation with her bedroom doors. There have even been a few times when she LEGIT wasn't in there, but he prays this isn't one of them. He didn't want to be frustrated while marrying off his daughter after all. What mer-papa would?]