Trust me, master, I'm not joking. It's just how it is! I don't make up these rules - that's the state of the world! Take it up with God!

[ He seems far too amused by her own reaction to follow up with much else. If this is how she acts? It's going to be... interesting. ]

They had to send me away because they were worried I was going to steal all of their women. That's all.

[ And he... sort of did? ]