[It was ass o'clock. The diner wasn't crowded, but the server was just...clearly done with everything. So, so done. And that's how a bunch of them ended up at the counter. Caules wanted to say, "But why?" He wanted to protest. And then he saw the mess in the dining area, to the back, and...
You know?
Counter was good.
Counter was really good.
So there was the server. Bouncing between him, the person to his right, and dealing with the mess. And that was how he ended up with some triple chocolate fudge monstrocity which rotted his teeth when he looked at it. He could feel them rotting. He had no desire to touch it. Even chocolate lovers might have some hesitation.]
He-
[And the server was gone. And so he took the thing, and he stared at it. He nearly tried it. He couldn't. He couldn't bring himself to. All he wanted was eggs. And then this. And then all of this. He just wanted a night away from the creepy golem factory in the basement but could he have that? No?
Apparently not.
And so he sighed and pushed the chocolate...thing to his right.]
Whichever you want.
You know?
Counter was good.
Counter was really good.
So there was the server. Bouncing between him, the person to his right, and dealing with the mess. And that was how he ended up with some triple chocolate fudge monstrocity which rotted his teeth when he looked at it. He could feel them rotting. He had no desire to touch it. Even chocolate lovers might have some hesitation.]
He-
[And the server was gone. And so he took the thing, and he stared at it. He nearly tried it. He couldn't. He couldn't bring himself to. All he wanted was eggs. And then this. And then all of this. He just wanted a night away from the creepy golem factory in the basement but could he have that? No?
Apparently not.
And so he sighed and pushed the chocolate...thing to his right.]